me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude
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My relationship with my followers
Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I’ll just reblog some pictures.
co-worker, a straight: so, do you have a boyfriend?
me, a lesbian: nah
co-worker: good, don’t ever get one. they’re shit
me: haha, i wasn’t planning on it. boys aren’t really my thing
co-worker: oh
me: yeah
co-worker: lucky
me: i know
Depression: do you want to be sad?
Me: no, I don’t. I’d rather be happy
Depression: but being sad is great!! So much fun!!
Me: okay, you convinced me
seth everman is the only attractive person that uses tumblr
staff really deleted all other users huh